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what happend - what I learned from it
Created on 2005-06-12 07:27:01 (#7403548), last updated 2006-12-01
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Bio1950 born; named; renamed; renamed again.
1951 baby-sat by Julie Newmar at my mom and aunt's Santa Barbara spanish dance & ballet studio.
1953 outed from the closet: "Your son tacked pinups of Jane Russell & Marilyn Monroe in his closet!"
1955 enter public school system. life becomes a living hell for me and one school teacher after another.
1957 take up martial arts in one of the oldest dojos in the U.S.
1958 enter University of Southern California music school
1960 diagnosed with early form of ADD called "Fucking Little Asshole."
1961 enrolled in private school for fuck-ups & other show-biz kids in Beverly Hills.
1962 have sex for first time. I'm scared. It's dark, and I'm all alone.
1966 teenage love affair and many vodka gimlets with Babette, my redheaded French spanish teacher.
1966 Babette sets me up with her pal Bernadette, my redheaded Irish english lit teacher for more gimlets, etc.
1967 move to San Francisco's Haight Ashbury.
1967 repeatedly meet the eggman in a variety of odd chance encounters.
1968 inadvertently assist in the first successful parachute jump from the Golden Gate Bridge.
1969 get back together in L.A with Babette, my French redheaded former spanish teacher.
1969 never see Babette again. Babette flees L.A. in terror, after the Manson Family brutally butchers her landlord and landlady.
1969 undergo police training with LAPD instructors, then drop out after 6 months.
1969 learn to build racing engines and use chopsticks in hardcore Hawaiian gearheads' south central L.A. car shop.
1970 have an unhappy love affair on Venice Beach with Janis Lynn, a beautiful cheese hostess: chestnut hair & green eyes.
1970 tour hippie communes from Norcal, to Oregon, West Virginia, Virginia, and Brooklyn, settling in a Maryland commune.
1971 trek back to Norcal with a group to start a commune near Yosemite.
1971 learn to drive diesel tractor trailer rig. Commune distributes organic fruit to stores and supermarkets.
1972 first encounter the sweet strawberry blonde hippie cajun girl who is destined to be my true love, Charlotte Ann.
1972 giving up on commune life, I roam from Panama to Prudhoe Bay as a trucker and iron worker building steel storage tanks.
1973 start my own business as a structural steel erection contractor. Continue to roam the world for the next 11 years.
1976 we almost connect as Charlotte Ann and I share chiles rellenos at a pot-luck.
1981 marry my wild raven haired Apache bookkeeper and have the usual number of children.
1984 give up my rambling ways to settle down and live in one place.
1988 my Apache bookkeeper dumps me into the arms of Charlotte Ann.
1990 upon wakening one morning I realize I am an accountant trapped in a truck driver's body. I enroll in college.
1995 graduate and teach accounting at University.
1997 become petty bureaucrat.
1999 ascend to public administration.
2005 rule minor government fiefdom. Those who desire my favors must bend their knees before my might!
1951 baby-sat by Julie Newmar at my mom and aunt's Santa Barbara spanish dance & ballet studio.
1953 outed from the closet: "Your son tacked pinups of Jane Russell & Marilyn Monroe in his closet!"
1955 enter public school system. life becomes a living hell for me and one school teacher after another.
1957 take up martial arts in one of the oldest dojos in the U.S.
1958 enter University of Southern California music school
1960 diagnosed with early form of ADD called "Fucking Little Asshole."
1961 enrolled in private school for fuck-ups & other show-biz kids in Beverly Hills.
1962 have sex for first time. I'm scared. It's dark, and I'm all alone.
1966 teenage love affair and many vodka gimlets with Babette, my redheaded French spanish teacher.
1966 Babette sets me up with her pal Bernadette, my redheaded Irish english lit teacher for more gimlets, etc.
1967 move to San Francisco's Haight Ashbury.
1967 repeatedly meet the eggman in a variety of odd chance encounters.
1968 inadvertently assist in the first successful parachute jump from the Golden Gate Bridge.
1969 get back together in L.A with Babette, my French redheaded former spanish teacher.
1969 never see Babette again. Babette flees L.A. in terror, after the Manson Family brutally butchers her landlord and landlady.
1969 undergo police training with LAPD instructors, then drop out after 6 months.
1969 learn to build racing engines and use chopsticks in hardcore Hawaiian gearheads' south central L.A. car shop.
1970 have an unhappy love affair on Venice Beach with Janis Lynn, a beautiful cheese hostess: chestnut hair & green eyes.
1970 tour hippie communes from Norcal, to Oregon, West Virginia, Virginia, and Brooklyn, settling in a Maryland commune.
1971 trek back to Norcal with a group to start a commune near Yosemite.
1971 learn to drive diesel tractor trailer rig. Commune distributes organic fruit to stores and supermarkets.
1972 first encounter the sweet strawberry blonde hippie cajun girl who is destined to be my true love, Charlotte Ann.
1972 giving up on commune life, I roam from Panama to Prudhoe Bay as a trucker and iron worker building steel storage tanks.
1973 start my own business as a structural steel erection contractor. Continue to roam the world for the next 11 years.
1976 we almost connect as Charlotte Ann and I share chiles rellenos at a pot-luck.
1981 marry my wild raven haired Apache bookkeeper and have the usual number of children.
1984 give up my rambling ways to settle down and live in one place.
1988 my Apache bookkeeper dumps me into the arms of Charlotte Ann.
1990 upon wakening one morning I realize I am an accountant trapped in a truck driver's body. I enroll in college.
1995 graduate and teach accounting at University.
1997 become petty bureaucrat.
1999 ascend to public administration.
2005 rule minor government fiefdom. Those who desire my favors must bend their knees before my might!
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